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Published on July 11, 2016 in “Fortune is ally to the brave.”Full resolution (920 × 366)

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I’ve written about some of these…and my family… #Clintington on Film July 10, 2018
“Are you coming? See, how it works is, the train moves, not the station.” February 26, 2018
“Good? Bad? I’m the guy with the gun.” October 22, 2017
“You met me at a very strange time in my life.” September 4, 2017
“Felt wrong not to swing.” August 17, 2017
“Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.” June 4, 2017
“There is much to be learned from beasts.” May 29, 2017
“I want HIM!” May 25, 2017
“You think anyone can do what I do? You think anyone can make the crap I make?” May 17, 2017
“This whole movie is stuff that I said to him!” May 16, 2017
“When you use more than 5 percent of your brain, you don’t want to be on earth; believe me.” April 25, 2017
“Killed anyone today? – The day ain’t over yet…” March 30, 2017
“I’m having a thought. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. I’m gonna have a thought. It’s coming… It’s gone.” March 21, 2017
“My 350-pound babysitter would be chasing me for the half-eaten pastrami sandwich I stole from her.” March 19, 2017
“As human beings, our job in life is to help people realize how rare and valuable each one of us really is, that each of us has something that no one else has-or ever will have” Mr. Rogers #EachOfUsIsUnique #WeAreHereToHelp #HumanServices #Respect #ServicePromise #People #Unique #Value #Promise March 16, 2017
“We all forget things. That’s what reminding is for.” February 21, 2017
“I want to hear yes.” February 6, 2017
“Sir, it’s tomato soup!” February 5, 2017
“I’m the Party Pooper.” January 11, 2017
“Ever get the feeling you’re being punished for your sins?” November 15, 2016
Growing Up Movies…available on paperback. November 13, 2016
Links for everyone. November 7, 2016
First…and last. November 4, 2016
“If you hold on to the past, you die a little each day…” October 28, 2016
“Everything’s all right then.” October 15, 2016
“I love you, dream woman.” September 30, 2016
Oh what a night! September 23, 2016
“No, if it were our plane, it would be crashing.” September 20, 2016
Another frakking publishing update? September 18, 2016
Growing Up Movies… The Compilation… September 12, 2016
“Dost mine ears deceive me?” August 29, 2016
“Of course I’m alright! Why, what have you heard?” August 2, 2016
My First Chapter Sneak Peek July 31, 2016
Time To Re-Boot My Life?? July 30, 2016
“Who dis?” July 28, 2016
“This is deep…” July 23, 2016
“Utah! Get me two!” July 19, 2016
“So what happens then? Pandemonium.” July 13, 2016
“Did you notice anything weird a minute ago?” June 30, 2016
“…you’re about a half a bubble off plumb…” June 26, 2016
“What does he do, this man you seek?” June 25, 2016
“We call it the Ego Trip.” June 22, 2016
Worthy Unmentionables May 28, 2016
“It’s not exactly a normal world, is it?” May 24, 2016
“Where about you from?” February 25, 2016
“Someone is staring at you in ‘personal growth’.” February 10, 2016
“The only word that comes to mind is harmony.” February 3, 2016
“Hey, Bogey… who died and made you referee?” February 2, 2016
“Women and children can afford to be careless, but not men.” January 28, 2016
“Are you one of them?” — “One of What?” January 7, 2016
“Honey? Did you do a lot of drugs before we were married?” December 30, 2015
“Hey, man, are you all right?” — “Yeah, I’ll die soon, then it’ll all be over…” December 9, 2015
“I ain’t man enough to be no mother.” October 7, 2015
“…I love you, but we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!” October 1, 2015
“I’m a kid that’s my job.” September 23, 2015
“I don’t want to hurt you! I just want to make you kosher!” September 19, 2015
“Too erudite?” September 18, 2015
“Insanity doesn’t run in my family, it practically gallops.” September 2, 2015
“Just like old times.”– “Yeah. You start trouble and I start bleedin’.” August 26, 2015
“…nothing grinds my gears worse than some chowderhead that doesn’t know when to keep his big trap shut…” August 19, 2015
“Stick around.” August 12, 2015
“What? Lit?” August 11, 2015
“If you can dream it, you can do it.” August 5, 2015
“Walter? Walter? Walter!” July 28, 2015
“Hi. How’re you doing? I’m the Easter Bunny.” July 21, 2015
“Gradual school is where you go to school and you gradually find out you don’t want to go to school anymore.” July 15, 2015
“What happened to Sully?” — “I let him go.” July 8, 2015
“Why’s he calling me meat? I’m the one driving a Porsche.” July 4, 2015
“Bullshit. What’s the Job?”-“I love it when you talk dirty.” June 25, 2015
“Let’s get to the rat kill’n’.” June 21, 2015
“Right. When you’re right, you’re right, and you’re right.” June 21, 2015
“JUST a bit outside.” June 14, 2015
“You know, if everyone is as nice as you, country hospitality is gonna get an awful name.” June 13, 2015
“I can’t lie to you about your chances, but… you have my sympathies.” June 9, 2015
“Look, stars! Ready when you are, Raoul.” June 7, 2015
“I KNOW what a ‘BURRITO’ is!” June 6, 2015
“This is the woman who I couldn’t live with as a husband, and now I’m going to be her son.” June 6, 2015
LINKS TO EVERY POST June 2, 2015
“Shut up, Baskin.” May 31, 2015
“You must learn to govern your passions; they will be your undoing.” May 30, 2015
“…all pilgrims share a deep love of life; especially their own!” May 25, 2015
“You insignificant little pipsqueak, I’m in charge here!” May 21, 2015
“Well factually, the…” May 20, 2015
“Someone’s gonna get killed, and you’re farting around with prehistoric animals.” May 18, 2015
“Looks like you have created another Frankfurter’s monster.” May 17, 2015
“I had my back broke once, and my hip twice. And on my worst day I could beat the hell out of you.” May 16, 2015
“An explanation is probably long overdue.” May 12, 2015
“Get me Bruce Lee!”-“Bruce Lee is dead.”-“Then get his brother!” May 11, 2015
“Would you like a nightcap?”-“No, thank you, I don’t wear them.” April 29, 2015
“Please, they’re dead. It’s a little late to be neurotic.” April 29, 2015
“Hey, that’s no fair. The building guy lived.” April 27, 2015
“I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world.” April 14, 2015
“…death is listening, and will take the first man that screams.” April 13, 2015
“You beginner luck.” April 8, 2015
“I’m really a nice guy. If I had friends you could ask them.” April 7, 2015
“I think there’s just a couple o’ guys up there and this asshole’s one of ’em!” April 6, 2015
“Who are those guys?” April 2, 2015
“Yes. I, too, like him very much. It’s very hard not to.” March 30, 2015
“Well, then the law’s crazy.” March 29, 2015
“I’d go with you but-“…”I know, there’s a problem with your face.” March 27, 2015
“In technical terminology: he’s a loon.” March 26, 2015
“Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.” March 26, 2015
“There are no such things as vampires, fruitcake!” March 25, 2015
“I’M BACK BABY DOLLS!” March 23, 2015
“I never joke about my work, OO7.” February 26, 2015
“I’m going to sleep on the FAT couch, if I can fit through the door.” February 23, 2015
“Do not speak to me of rules.” February 23, 2015
“YOU WERE A TOMATO!” February 22, 2015
“What do you mean? You can hardly see the strings.” February 21, 2015
“I don’t want to play anymore!” February 20, 2015
“Chopper! Sic balls!” February 18, 2015
Clintington Presents Hitchcock 2. February 17, 2015
“…Presents” February 16, 2015
“Are all American officers so ill mannered?” “Yeah, about 99 percent.” February 15, 2015
“Fix the cigarette lighter.” February 14, 2015
“…I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go….” February 13, 2015
“Heil, everybody.” February 12, 2015
“Don’t tell me, you got tied up. No. Just handcuffed a little.” February 11, 2015
“What? Oh God, is it Lent again already?” February 10, 2015
“Whoa, this is heavy.” February 9, 2015
“Mr. Potato Head! Mr. Potato Head! Back doors are not secrets.” February 8, 2015
“Those were happier times…” February 8, 2015
“Because the band does not have fun there!” February 7, 2015
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“There are no happy endings because nothing ends.” February 7, 2015
“You’ve got me? Who’s got you?” February 2, 2015
“Here’s to swimm’n’ with bow-legged women.” February 1, 2015
“If we’re about to die anyway, I’d rather die fighting!” February 1, 2015
One Lovely Blog Award-WHAT?! January 29, 2015
What I’ve become…so far. January 29, 2015
“Martin Sheen? That’s President Kennedy you idiot!” January 28, 2015
“Death and power are close cousins.” January 27, 2015
“SMELL like Gelfling…” January 26, 2015
“Fortune is ally to the brave.” January 25, 2015
“The TV people.” January 25, 2015
#excited January 24, 2015
“Get out of my kitchen!” January 24, 2015
“Truck? What truck?” January 23, 2015
“If there’s something weird, and it don’t look good….” January 20, 2015
“The Reve-…” “The Return of the Jedi” January 14, 2015
“E. T.” AKA E. “f” T. Alias…the Extra “friggen” Terrestrial! January 12, 2015
Disney’s “The Jungle Book” January 11, 2015
Growing up movies…. January 10, 2015

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